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can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.
Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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whoopadoop

when you take a penis and cover it in molasses and stick it in a meat grinder and scream as loud as you can WHOOPADOOP!
WHOOPADOOP!

gee where did my penis go
by thesheisse December 7, 2004
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whooparound

Another word for a u-turn, especially under an overpass.
We were driving down the road and did a whooparound to go back the other way.
by Larry in Texas December 9, 2007
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Whoompf

Whoompf is a mix of the word whomp and oof.
Whomp is derived from 1. James Charles' unfortunate video, "Whomp whomp whomp HAyEeAYEeayyeeay." And 2. From Womp Womp by Valee ft. Jeremih. It is used when a situation is awkward and/or you dont know what to say. For example:
Emily: let me lick your toes
Me: Whomp
ALTHOUGH: to some it may mean yes. For example:
Emily: let me lick your toes
Me: whomp

Oof is a word used when one has messed up but you also dont know what to say, or there is no word or phrase that you can think of, for example:
Noely: I fell off my bike in front if many people.
Emily: Oof
WHOOMPF
Now this is a more difficult word. This is used when there is nothing at all to say. This is used when things are so messed up or you are at a loss for any word. If you cannot at all think of a word ever created or at all, you use the word WHOOMPF.
Ana: The Office and Friends are being taken off of Netflix! Can you believe this l, I know these are your favorite shows and many other peoples'. The best shows on Netflix!!!
Noely: Whoompf!!!
by Artdad July 13, 2019
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whoopa

a sudden noise similar to bang, but also a means of expressing surprise
I was really letting loose when - whoopa! - a fly flew into my nostril.
by justamessedupkid September 28, 2019
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whompas cat

Anything that will eat you before you can eat it.
Someone that can put you in your place before you can say a word.
My wife was a whompas cat yesterday
by Redneckin February 1, 2021
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whoopah

The term used when your friend or someone you know is a pussy whipped faggot and u need to let them know it!
Riley:I love you Marin. Nick:Whoopah! Josh:I love you Leanne. Me:Whoopah!
by Cartman February 11, 2004
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