wetzelburger

A jerk he is VERY hard on kids and really doesn’t want you to have a good time

Ugh, look at that wetzelburger over there, I’m scared.

by LittleNinja4580 March 13, 2020

Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.

Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.

by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020

Wenzeled

To have your butt munched by your wife who wears a strap-on and also the pants in the family

Dude you don't look so good, were you Wenzeled?

by Player_+1 December 20, 2020

Wenzel

a guy, who is probably from Austria, and drinks lots of beer. If u ever encounter a Wenzel run for ur life, because this man is insane

Yo, look over there! Thats Wenzel, the guy we met in Nice.

by the.guy.04 November 21, 2021

Wetzel

A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.

My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).

by anonymous April 24, 2022

Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled

Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels

by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022

wetzelaer

Wetzelaer is a sexy , tall , smart , athletic guy .

Wetzelaer is the topg

by topg69420 October 18, 2022