Fairy Wench

The heart of a sweet fairy, the mind of a feisty wench.

Play nice, and Fairy Wench will bake you cookies. Be mean, and you shall meet up with her spork.

by Fairy Wench March 31, 2009

Bench-Wench

A person that wears excessive amounts of Bench branded clothes and are excited when they realise that they are wearing all Bench from head to toe.

Bench-wench: Wow i'm wearing all Bench! My underwear, socks, jeans etc!

Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!

by Mattlex March 24, 2009

Trench Wench

Trench Wench: A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found front row at Marianas Trench concerts(aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, indestructible.
'Band slut' is NOT a simile for a Trench Wench.

Person 1:"I saw a girl beat up a couple of Ninjas, then go to a Marianas trench concert"

Person 2: "That, my friend, is what you call a trench wench"

by Trench Wench July 5, 2010

WELCH

to avoid doing something you have promised to do, especially not to pay a debt

Marty got his thumbs broken by Vito after he welched on a gambling debt.

by contractorpeon March 2, 2005

Busty Wench

An old pirate saying, usually referring to a prostitute or a skimpy clad lass. Busty wench refers to them having large breasts.

"See that busty wench being o'er there"
"Yaaargh she be having large lovebuckets"

by Fearny14 November 3, 2008

Matt Welch

a 6’1 white kid who got dunked on

RIP

Yo Paul, you see that Fugazi Brown Guy dunk all over Matt Welch.

by Cole Jarvis October 8, 2019

Sammich Wench

A female who makes sammiches. A sammich wench (sometimes shortened to sammwench) is often a woman who is under the impression that she has liberty, but who is truly enslaved by a hungry male friend.

I once had a Sammich wench. But then one day I sent her to the store for more bread, and she was never seen again.

by Duchess WINston. July 8, 2011