Hairy Weaver

When your penis gets stuck or caught in your partners vaginal hair.

I got a hairy weaver when I was banging my brother's mom last night because she never shaves.

by Scorcher's no namé June 1, 2010

Weezer Fan

The most basic of the single celled organisms.

I'm so glad Leo Henry isn't a Weezer Fan.

by Leo Henreezer August 30, 2021

yoghurt weaver

Self-righteous, middle class, pseudo hippy herbal tea drinker. Known to remove the shoes of ordinary folk and trap them in their homes feeding them organic vegan food (usually lentil or chick pea based products) and giving them slathering hugs. Ecover and mooncups are a must.

"This is a no shoe household..."

by rabid leek May 10, 2004

Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Levi Weaver

American singer and songwriter born in Colorado, raised in Texas, and lived in England. Amazing guy who rebels against the current music industry by doing all his own shit. Hottest singer alive, recently released his latest album "You Are Never Close To Home, You Are Never Far From Home". Toured with Imogen Heap in 2006.

Damn, Levi Weaver can't possibly be married!

by kremlinmirrors June 22, 2009

Weaverd

To be made to look like a complete and utter mug

You've been weaverd

by truy January 15, 2009

Weaverville

A small town located in the Emerald Triangle. Known for it's large hunting population and the beautiful hiking destinations, oh and the marijuana. The lake, although once grandiose is now shrinking. Not as bad ass as canyon creek.

We drove through Weaverville on our way to the lake.

by Queen of the Canyon December 1, 2009