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bad mom wednesday

The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....

Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.
Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday

In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"
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wednesday thursday friday

1. what the fuck?
2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion
Wednesday Thursday Friday!! What were you thinking copying off Sue's test.

Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.

Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class
by diddy784 August 3, 2007
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wine wednesday

An excuse to drink too much wine on a Wednesday and Instagram it without feeling like an alcoholic
"Hey what are you doing tonight?"

"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout
by Mikeyninja April 26, 2014
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wednesday 13

Singer Joseph Poole, Born 1976.
Known as Wednesday 13
Was originally In 'Maniac Spider Trash'
Also in 'Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13'
Also in 'Murderdolls' ( firstly known as 'The Rejects' )
Also in 'Wednesday 13'
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Great singer
Long black hair/some dreaded
lip piercing/Right eyebrow piercing
tattoos on both arms
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Songs include alot of content about Cliche horror movies
Heroes - Vincent Price ( old horror movie star )
Wednesday 13 is one of the greatest singers this world has known
by Jonny Bush May 22, 2007
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Wednesday Waitress

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.
Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.
by Adamorals May 27, 2009
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Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.
I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?
by Monty Park August 5, 2009
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Wednesday Trim

A Wednesday trim is when you trim your pubes on a Wednesday in anticipation of getting lucky on the weekend.

It is important to trim on a Wednesday because it gives you time to grow a little stubble, and get rid of the razor burn so it doesn't look like you shaved just for the weekend.
Person 1: "Dude my ex girlfriend is coming over Friday, should I shave the pubes before she comes?"

Person 2: "Bro, you should go with the Wednesday Trim, that way she knows you didn't shave just for her."
by team este April 10, 2009
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