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Faye Wasted

The most any person can ever be wasted.

there are 4 types of wasted:

Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.

White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.

Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.

Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !
by d34n87 October 24, 2015
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Politis Wasted

when blood alcohol content is greater than 0.10
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi
Yo in Montreal I'm gonna get Politis WASTED!
by HennyGang January 24, 2017
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Tranica wasted

When you are beyond white girl wasted and you have the bobble head going. Also slumps over in seats. Needs help walking. No clue about her surroundings. No self control and passes out everywhere. Forgets where she lives...... habitually
Are you tranica wasted?
by Jer2078711 August 21, 2017
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Naked Wasted

You will not know it when it happens but everyone else will. Drinking to the point of nudity.
Amanda called and said lets get naked wasted.
by moanany January 24, 2009
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Help Wanted

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.
What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!
by Wallbridge January 21, 2006
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WaNtEd

The coolest of the cool. Only the most popular, buffest, funniest and best looking can obtain this title. It's an honor to be referred to with this pronoun.
Oh my god you're right! He's definitely a WaNtEd, I wish i could be as cool as him
by WaNtEdAmErIcAn October 18, 2010
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Nicole watterson

Nicole Watterson is stronger than Saitama
by MeMeRR9000 September 30, 2020
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