Westerbation

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner

Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.

by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014

Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

Masterbation

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

by B Moss October 2, 2007

masterbational

A large amount of sexual pleasure

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!

by B.J.08 January 12, 2009

masterbation juice

its jizz, semen, and masterbation juice

Chris: Hey kyle what are you doing under the bed

Kyle: I made some masterbation juice and it got all in my hair

by kyle mcclay September 25, 2006