A Complete Waste

includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.

"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"

I know you all know what I'm talking about

by Vaela February 10, 2005

Wartboy

A disrespectful piece of dog that shits on the floor all day

A disrespectful piece of dog that shits on the floor all day. just walked past me
I bet it was Wartboy

by bofjfhdhs May 26, 2015

Turtle Warting

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Toxic Waste Trump

Environmentalists’ fave nickname for the 45th POTUS.

We must temporarily slog through the swamp of this Toxic Waste Trump as he continues his anti-social attempts to remove the US from the hard-won international environmental accords.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

Waste of Time

Activity that is not worth doing. Spending time doing it only wastes the time spent on it; very little is accomplished.

Wash the chalk off of the driveway? What a waste of time!

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Waste Cadet

A 'waste cadet' is someone who has no hope in life. Usually someone who is a student or on the doll and spends their life either in bed or on the sofa. They are often a stoner and can spend many days not leaving their home.

A typical day in the life of a 'waste cadet' would be:

wake up....go down stairs...turn tele on...light a spliff...eat...wank...spliff...eat...bed..........repeat

Andy: Do you think nic will be up for clubbing tonight.

Justin: Nah mate is has been a proper waste cadet recently...hasnt left the sofa in 2 weeks

by Andrew21_12 September 16, 2010

waste of sperm

Is a person unworthy of life. Sperm is one of the most abundant materials in this world. There is so much through out the world that to be called a waste of sperm is an insult since so much is wasted daily into tissues. Something, anything, someone could have been a better baby or a person compared to the person in question.

"The Blair witch project is the most creative movie ever made"
Shut up julie you waste of sperm.

by The show a.k.a Gio March 5, 2008