the warning shot

When your female partner is about to perform oral sex on the male and there is a small amount of jizz on the tip of the penis.

"That's just the warning shot, I hope that you're ready for the whole shebang!"

by Steve the Theive May 15, 2010

Final Warning

The last fart (usually the stinkiest) before the turd is ready to exit the body.

Oh man, that was final warning. I gotta get to a toilet NOW!

by DBrizzle808 July 23, 2012

Two fart warning

Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.

That burrito looks like a two fart warning.

by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

warning

an awesome green day song that has a catchy beat; the premise of the song is simple- society is living in fear and worry, and not living their lives with any excitement

This is a public service announcement, This is only a test,
Emergency evacuation protest,
May impair your ability to operate machinery,
Cant quite tell just what it means to me,
Keep out of reach of children,
Don't you talk to strangers,
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker,
Warning, live without warning
I said warning live, without warning

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022

Incognito Warning

When someone on facebook or skype, msn etc. Sends you a link containing disturbing images, you request they give "An Incognito Warning" next time so you can open the link in an incognito tab or in a 'safety browsing' tab so it will not show up in your history page.

John: Check this out man examplehotlink.net

Josh: Holy shit john, give me an Incognito warning next time

John: Huh?

by syoopawanker March 8, 2011