eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.

man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.

by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008

wander barefoot

Travel; wanderlust; untamed travel; gypsy; nature

Itching for a new adventure, time again to wander barefoot.

by Trvl December 21, 2016

In-game wanderer

One who plays any type of video game, though mostly adventure games, with the only intention being exploring the worlds and taking in all the fake scenery, often while ignoring the in-game objectives or not taking them seriously. Usually a sure sign of boredom or at least a lack of interest in other nearby game choices.

When waiting for pizza, Alex always pops in a Zelda game and becomes an in-game wanderer.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012

Dongle Wander

Noun; phrase. The progression of free-ballin it. A condition in which the dongle migrates far out of the scheduled or preferred area due to improper containment. Often leads to severe dick lash or other complications.

"I have to wear boxers from now on because of all the dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."

by MASPONIE November 18, 2011

Douche Wanderer

A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.

I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.

by Ridiculon May 31, 2009

Wander bra

A white girl that wears a push up bra so big to make others question just when she grew from nipples. She begs for others attention

Why has Sophie kitching always gotta wear a damn wander bra we all know she got nipples under there she ain't fooling nobody

by TheLordghetto July 6, 2014

Bag Wandering

Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.

E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad

by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007