woody 

someone who stinks realy bad, is fat and bald, rubs a throbing vain on his forhead called "Gorby" alot, and only showers about once every 2-3 weeks. And usualy loves to hit on FAT CHICKS!!

I don't know but Woody might have gerbles in his head !!!

woody by gusto80 August 17, 2009

woody 

a charecter in toy storry

buzz: whats up with woody
rex: he is having a bad day

woody by batman12 November 14, 2011

Woody 

A Kid Called James Who Broke Up With Cherie, A Good Mate With A Fishy Penis

Cherie And Woody Broke Up Because He Had A Woody

Woody by MrReid June 26, 2009

woody 

Bourbon and Cola

Pass us a woody.

woody by Jo February 1, 2003

Woody 

Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!

Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.

Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!

Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.

Woody by Steeman April 30, 2005

Woody 

Thin piece of wood with the word WOODY on the back and a small face on the front....

Man 1 - Man, I broke my woody!
Man 2 - Go to the wood store, they ought to have more!

Woody by joseantara June 11, 2006

woody 

a slang derogatory term that covers all Asians and any one else who looks like one, like Filipinos.

"Hey Garry look at this mother fucker."
"Garry" "Holly shit shit look at this dumb woody, little fucker can't even see over his steering wheel. We better take this fucker out"

woody by tony farva July 26, 2010