whorelamp

a really good comeback. if someone calls u an ass, u better call them a whorelamp. u will be the hottest kid on the block.

Maurice, your an asshole.
Oh, yeah? WELL YOUR A WHORELAMP!

by xschneidyx33 November 24, 2009

whorelax

An incredibly fat girl that acts very slutty because of her desperation.

Etymology: from the English word "whore" meaning a hypersexual individual and the Pokemon "Snorlax" meaning a fat person.

Bill: "God. Janet is such a whorelax."

Jim: "Why?"

Bill: "She's desperate for sex because she's so fat and most guys just ignore her."

Jim. "Gross."

by Handy Harris September 29, 2009

whoreplay

When a man or woman needs to act or talk like a prostitute before they can get really turned on, as in foreplay.

Man: Hey slut, I want you to let me screw you, ready or not.
Woman: Well, first, pig, let me get high as hell and dance around the pole wearing only my stilettos.
Man: Yeah...whoreplay...now that's what I'm talkin' bout!

by Anita French January 29, 2008

Whoreslut

A female groupie who posts selfies on social networking sites wearing band merchandise, hoping to gain the attention of that band.

"Hey mang, did you see that whoreslut wearing the Suicide Silence tee on insty?"

"Yeah, tight. I'd slay that bitch for shiz."

by Jamsin Whore July 12, 2012

Whoresome

A fit / hot woman with loose morals !!

I pulled that blonde bird last night, took her back to mine, she was WHORESOME !!

by ONENIL April 22, 2009

Whoreblanket

A) Someone who sleeps with alot of whores.
B) A whore that is so worthless, you use her to put out fires.

Sam is such a whoreblanket

by Bored_lol December 11, 2009

Whorehammer

The Mighty penis of ones known as pedro.

pedro - "Hey, my penis isn't small, It's a Whorehammer!!!!"

by les chupacabarra April 17, 2009