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My Life Is Piggy Whipped

My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.
Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!
by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011
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pistol whip

To strike a person with the handle of a handgun, generally in the head.
I didn't want to shoot him, so I pistol whipped him instead.
by icy February 12, 2003
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Whisper tits

Hey Whisper tits! Where's my supper?
by themilkofothers January 16, 2015
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Whipdog

A wannabe wrestler who behaves like an overgrown boy! Unattractive, trifling, and idiotic! Yuck!
Fake actors and crappy sports entertainers name themselves Whipdog! Lmbo! What's my name?!
by Ken Wyatt Pearson August 28, 2017
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True Whip

a guy who has a mushroom haircut and really cannnot pk
hey look its true whip the mushroom headed cunt that cant pk
by Reeves Mage March 4, 2010
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Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018
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whipped

To be totally controlled and dominated by your girlfriend to the point of being completely distracted, ditching your friends, and/ or doing anything and everything she says.

NOTE: there is a difference between sincerely loving your girlfriend and being whipped. Being whipped involves doing everything she says. Sincerely loving her means you may do nice things for her, but you at least know where to draw the line
"Dude Garrett does anything Jenna says. She totally has him whipped"
by Notwhipped101 November 14, 2009
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