It's spring, the weather turns warn, and for the first time in many months all the cute people wandering around the street/mall/food court/city park/farmers market/etc. are wearing light clothing revealing faces, arms, legs, cleavage... The more of them distract you, the more often you turn to look, the more likely you are to get bisexual whiplash.
Straight people can get it too, of course, but being bi doubles your vulnerability.
Straight people can get it too, of course, but being bi doubles your vulnerability.
The cute people are out today! I went to get some food and got bisexual whiplash just trying to cross the street.
by my name is Cos November 24, 2007
Get the bisexual whiplash mug.it is where you get hit in the nuts so hard that they move back and forth causing whiplash and it causes large amounts of pain
guy1:Hey! whats up?
Ninja:*kicks guy1 in the nuts*
guy1:Oh! god nut whiplash...
Ninja:....*walks away calmly*
Ninja:*kicks guy1 in the nuts*
guy1:Oh! god nut whiplash...
Ninja:....*walks away calmly*
by kyle mueller March 10, 2007
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a sensation experienced when having a wank but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.
I was having a wank yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and I got wankers whiplash
by Aff September 27, 2005
Get the Wankers Whiplash mug.The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.
by Bradley227 October 3, 2017
Get the butthole whiplash mug.1. When you are giving a girl head and she is sitting on your face with your head between here legs and she suddenly orgasims causing you to get whiplash.
2. Alternative Punk Rock band from Outer Banks North Carolina.
3. Kissing someone with a moustache leaving your face sore.
4. The feeling of always being at the mercy of a Police Officers.
2. Alternative Punk Rock band from Outer Banks North Carolina.
3. Kissing someone with a moustache leaving your face sore.
4. The feeling of always being at the mercy of a Police Officers.
by Moustacheman October 5, 2009
Get the Moustache Whiplash mug.The sense of absolute confusion that one feels when flipping the radio dial from National Public Radio directly to the Rush Limbaugh or any other right wing radio show. This has been known to cause liberals to feverishly vote for Barbra Streisand for every elected office on their ballots. In their delirium and panic in this condition, conservatives tend to vote for Sarah Palin's youngest child Trig. The ailment is easily treated by a steady diet of smooth jazz.
"I don't know what to do. I want to be fair about immigration but I am really concerned about illegal Lithuanians getting access to our health care system."
"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"
"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."
"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"
"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."
by Cirdellin January 7, 2010
Get the NPR Rush Whiplash mug.Asian Whiplash is a self-inflicted injury that usually affects those with yellow fever. When the affected individual sees someone of Asian decent, they quickly turn their, or turn their head to far in one direction, to look at the person, causing an unpleasant pain in the neck. The pain in the neck is usually cancelled out by the pleasure on the eyes at the sight of an Asian, however, so they never learn and the injury rarely gets a chance to heal.
Person A (Plagued by Yellow Fever) is walking down the street and they see an Asian. Not wanting to be TOO obvious and stop walking, they turn their head as they continue on, causing Asian Whiplash. Persons accompanying Person A are likely heard to say "Don't break your neck!"
by Jonelle June 29, 2005
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