The oil well

When a male and or female has a bad case of the runs and you stick you're fingers in their anus causing their asshole to gush diarrhea like you just struck oil

Jack - "Damn, dude. I tried to finger my girls pooper last night but i ended up striking some oil."
Todd - "gross! Sounds like you were the victim of THE OIL WELL!"
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by Shitcakedasshairs May 17, 2016

Well excuse me princess!

A phrase made famous by the Link of the cartoon series.

"Nice going hero!" "Well excuuuse me princess!"

by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004

Well, Fuck

a term used when the situation sucks so bad and you can't do anything. best said after a sigh

Michial: yo, dude your girlfriend is getting fucked by your brother
Wilth: *sigh* Well, Fuck

by AnonymousMKII March 17, 2010

nerd-do-well

A financially successful geek.

He was thought to be the loser of his graduation class, but now this nerd-do-well could easily buy the figgin' school.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 12, 2009

look well

Be a victim of bad karma; to look stupid; to look like an idiot!

Your false accusations came back and bit you in the butt! You look well now don't you! LMAO!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 24, 2021

welthorpe

To pretend you are not Welsh when you are, beyond all conceivable doubt, Welsh.

That long-thumbed dude with a penguin vendetta was so born in a Cardiff bordello, but lo and behold if he ain't trying to welthorpe his way out of it.

by Penguin Power May 22, 2007

Welty

the act of vigorously masturbating while at work.

I walked into the bathroom today and someone was having themselves a welty in the middle stall.

by DeeNaaR December 20, 2019