warthog

a puma.
my friend: oh! Look a warthog!

me: it's a puma ffs!
by litteraly_hitler March 15, 2019
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Angry warthog

When you are fucking a chick doggy style and then stick your fist in her anus and she bucks like a hog
"wow I never knew Sarah like the angry warthog"
by Dukesmellington January 13, 2021
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Angry warthog

When your eating a woman out from the back and you double fishhook her right before she cums
I gave her an angry warthog last night and she loved it!
by Os52 June 16, 2022
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warthog wannabe

Someone who is so ugly, they would rather look like a warthog than what they currently look like.
That girl Amy is a warthog wannabe, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

My friend tried to set me up on a blind date and she turned out to be a total warthog wannabe.
by YourEditor December 12, 2013
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Warthog Forossi

Someone who lives under a constant Wagner's cage, who will steal your money if you anger them, and who has an extreme foot fetish.
-Oh my god, he's such a Warthog Forossi...
-Yeah, he can't stop farting and drooling over dirty feet
by soltanalforossi February 10, 2025
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