Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

by Carbinator July 8, 2015

Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.

I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.

by Stuperman July 30, 2006

Youtube Time Warp

When you watch a Youtube video and space out, then regaining consciousness and realize you just spent an hour watching related Youtube videos.

I was going to go to bed at 10:30, but I Youtube Time Warped to 12 o' clock.

by Vakattack91 January 24, 2010

eject the warp core

Originally a Star Trek phrase. It is now a phrase used when taking a shit.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom and eject the warp core!"
or
"I've ejected the warp core!"

by Renegaderocket August 17, 2011

ghetto warp

A term used in Final Fantasy's Midgardsormr server, meaning bloodport.

Screw walking, I'll just ghetto warp back to Bastok.

by Onyxmar July 16, 2004

Vacation Warp

The time warp you realize you have entered when returning from vacation. Some things are vaguely familer, some things time has stood still, and yet others are in a dimension yet to be discovered.

Dude 1: What's happening since I have been gone?

Dude 2: Are you kidding me? What kind of vacation warp are you in?

Dude 1: (half-zombied) Did I miss something?

by jpkaty January 3, 2010

cock warp

the extreme sensation felt in the penis when receiving a long overdue fellatio( BJ)

Last night, when she gave me head, I cock warped to another dimension

by UrbanChaos December 17, 2009