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waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.
I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!
by rlrlrlrl May 9, 2011
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waking up the wumpus

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus
by Yeebus August 29, 2017
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waxing the weasel

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.
by tradesman April 3, 2003
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waingrow

Sloppy character of Heat fame (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) who participates in the first action scene of the movie, involving the immobilization and robbery of an armored truck, and later escapes his attempted murder to come back and plague the crew until he is eventually found and executed.
Michael Churrito : What's your name?
Waingro : Waingrow!!
by Puffy January 16, 2004
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Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik April 29, 2006
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Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides
Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.
by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008
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cat waxing

verb: an industry term for procrastination by writers, with heavy connotation of trying to justify the activity as something that "had" to be done. Usually activities that can arguably be considered productive, such as household chores or (highly tangential) background research. The term mocks the behavior of scraping the bottom of the bucket for excuses of diminishing quality.
I've mowed the lawn, washed the windows, weeded the garden, scrubbed the toilets, and worked out all my menus for the next three months. I guess it's time to... wait! I think the cat needs to be waxed! Yes! Cat waxing!
by awibs January 11, 2010
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