The act of viewing the Bee Movie on one electronic device while simultaneously viewing Shrek on another, thus calling forth the creation of a vortex of an unfathomable magnitude.
“Ever since I witnessed the Shree Vortex, I haven’t been the same. I’ve changed and I can’t tell if it is for the better or worse but I feel strangely powerful and Godlike”
“I feel a disturbance. Someone somewhere has unleashed the Shree Vortex. May God help us all.”
“I feel a disturbance. Someone somewhere has unleashed the Shree Vortex. May God help us all.”
by The Better Webster November 23, 2021
Get the Shree Vortex mug.The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.
"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends
Shit man you're a legend!
Shit man you're a legend!
by geniusman69 April 25, 2022
Get the Pleasure Vortex mug.When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020
Get the The California Vortex mug.When a group text provokes anxiety and becomes difficult to remove oneself from and/or a new text is sent every second or less.
by Rach Rocka June 23, 2015
Get the Vortext mug.When you click on a video one of your friends posts on a social networking site, which leads to another similar video, and then... 3 hours later you're still in a swirling video vortex and your ass has fallen asleep.
"Man, I clicked on a video that Sal LaPuma posted on Facebook and got sucked into a YouTube Vortex for two hours! I'm behind on my work now."
by Smerkbich September 5, 2011
Get the YouTube Vortex mug.The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.
A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.
A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.
Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.
Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!
Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!
by marybethjones December 10, 2009
Get the tourist wake vortex mug.The Gravity VORTEX is the world’s first portable gravity smoking device that hits like a gravity bong and is smooth like a vaporizer. Winner of the gold medal at the 2006 High Times Cannabis Cup, the VORTEX is quickly taking the smoking world by storm.
As the water drains, filtered smoke fills the top chamber, clean, cool hit that wont hurt your lungs. Its made of high quality poly carbonate, so its virtually indestructible. Perfect for dorm rooms, outdoor adventures, and small enough to put in your backpack and bring to a party.
It is very easy-to-use and fun for parties. You only have to use a small amount of product to get the same effect as a vaporizer. Everyone will have a fun time watching the physics drain the water to the bottom chamber, while at the same time pulling a 2-liter bottle size gravity hit. The days of messy bottles and buckets are over.
In addition to being a fun and social way to smoke, the VORTEX is endorsed by the medical smoking community for the therapeutic benefits it provides. Patients now have new relief and comfort for their illnesses.
As the water drains, filtered smoke fills the top chamber, clean, cool hit that wont hurt your lungs. Its made of high quality poly carbonate, so its virtually indestructible. Perfect for dorm rooms, outdoor adventures, and small enough to put in your backpack and bring to a party.
It is very easy-to-use and fun for parties. You only have to use a small amount of product to get the same effect as a vaporizer. Everyone will have a fun time watching the physics drain the water to the bottom chamber, while at the same time pulling a 2-liter bottle size gravity hit. The days of messy bottles and buckets are over.
In addition to being a fun and social way to smoke, the VORTEX is endorsed by the medical smoking community for the therapeutic benefits it provides. Patients now have new relief and comfort for their illnesses.
by 9.8 Entertainment July 29, 2007
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