Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.

Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.

by Nevus March 2, 2009

Aston Villa

Football Club in Birmingham, one of the founding menbers of the football league. The 6th richest club in the United Kingdom 19th In the world.

Villa gsr mmmmmmmmm kkkkkkkkkkkk iiiiiiiiiii

by Marc_sky September 11, 2005

vicar’s portion

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”

by Agarter June 2, 2019

Vilja

Vilja is a very nice girl. She’s nice, cute leopardbby, pretty and she have good humor. If u meet a vilja she’s a gods friend and u are very likely to love her

Vilja is so nice and cute

by Løvebby October 6, 2019

Vilandra

Goddess of the Galaxies

Vilandra is the goddess of the Universe

by GreenMist February 20, 2021

Villacord

a place beyond the normal walls of defined depravity

hey man, are you a part of Villacord? nah fuck that, that place is fucking cancer

by BlackThief69 December 14, 2021

throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018