vertical smile

A creative term for vagina or pussy.

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.

by E. Normus Johnson February 12, 2003

vertical bacon

aka a womans private area, also known as gash...

bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon

by G-Pac June 21, 2005

Vertical Taco

A females vagina or vaginal opening.
See cunt,pussy,lady lips and lettuce.

Derived from a mexican taco, which has meat inside it and "hot sauce". Mexicans usually eat tacos...

Man that gal spread her legs and said, "baby, my vertical taco is getting cold, eat it quickly- lick all the sauce and add after that add the mayonnaise!.....uh uh yeah oh damn uh uh huuuhhh hhuuuuuh euhhh", and so on.

by Piraveen June 03, 2004

vertical smile

females sexual organs entrance lips

check out her vertical smile

by www.dvision.20m.com August 25, 2003

vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.

"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"

by Pete March 19, 2004

vertical frown

Another term for a vagina.

Guy: I saw you looking at thoes chicks.
Girl: Uhh no, I don't go that way.
Guy: Give it up, we all know you are down with the vertical frown.

by Marshbag December 20, 2006

vertical tornado

A sex position preformed by strapping your girlfriend/boyfriends hands to a ceiling fan and having spin on your penis with the fan

John- " yo me and my girlfriend tried the vertical tornado"
Kobi-" I wish my girl would do that she has no hands"

by General Garden Hose February 09, 2017