Vertical Monster Mash 

This word was created in an episode of Futurama.

This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.

"I Guarantee That By The End Of This Night You'll Be Doing The Vertical Monster Mash"

Vertical Monster Mash by Soldier 91 January 24, 2005

Vertical Swamp Ass 

An overtly extreme case of sweating that results in or produces a vertical line of sweat over the crack of one's ass, typically caused by vigorous exertion. Could also be known as "water on the rear"

At the gym I saw a girl come out of the cardio kick boxing class and she had a severe case of vertical swamp ass. Gross.

Vertical Swamp Ass by star9shine February 6, 2008

vertical smile 

females sexual organs entrance lips

check out her vertical smile

vertical smile by www.dvision.20m.com August 25, 2003

vertical lips 

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.

"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"

vertical lips by Pete March 18, 2004

Vertical Banana Split 

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.

The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

Vertical Banana Split by showerlovers October 28, 2009

vertical frown 

Another term for a vagina.

Guy: I saw you looking at thoes chicks.
Girl: Uhh no, I don't go that way.
Guy: Give it up, we all know you are down with the vertical frown.

vertical frown by Marshbag December 25, 2006

Vertical Release 

when someone sits above you and attempts to release their urine, vomit, spit, or crap onto you.

1:dude! dyllan is stuck on the ladder and wont climb down!
1:hey johnny, since your on the roof do a vertical release to motivate him to come down!
3: (johnny postions himself above dyllan, pulls his pants down, and begins to attempt to drop his crap and hit dyllan while it is falling down to the ground from the roof).

Vertical Release by jaskey72 December 19, 2009