Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load
by thomas_jones October 14, 2007
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Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!
by pleazeacczept dis April 13, 2010
A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.
by Glitterzepeda December 21, 2013
by kirkson July 22, 2010
Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.
"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"
by shazkony January 14, 2014
Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”
Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.
Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.
by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019