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sport utility vehicle

A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
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Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang to describe the trendy scooters commonly seen outside coffee shops.
Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town!
by James Weyand November 10, 2007
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Women in big vehicles

1. An accident waiting to happen. There's a reason why women aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia!

2. Testament that being a whore gets them big toys

3. A blessing to vehicle & medical insurance companies
Guy1: "Hear about that massive 8 car pile up?"
Guy2: "Yeah - what caused that"
Guy1: "Women in big vehicles"
by GetBentFgt October 17, 2009
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vehicular transportation module

any object that may be used to transport a person from point A to point B.
I have gotten a job so i may purchase a vehicular transportation module
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004
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Vehicular sodomy

Following the car in front of you too closely; tailgating.
The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be classified as vehicular sodomy.
by Libertine October 5, 2005
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vehicle whore

Someone, while playing Halo-like games, who constantly uses vehicles to run around the map, but never really fights like a real man.
Player1: Someone get the rocket launcher, the vehicle whore is at it again.

Player2: Alright I'm on it...that whore is going down.
by e_train December 29, 2007
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Urban Assault Vehicle

A large customized SUV. They are a stylized version of the security vehicles, used for safely transporting diplomats and officials in dangerous third world countries.
by Cool Moldy September 3, 2010
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