a small high school full of ass hole white bitches and the darkest secrets that you’ll ever find. you can get the best weed here at anytime and let’s not forget the juul room, where the boys trash the place and have raves in them.
by yo-yo go go January 30, 2020
That makes sense they go to happy valley high school
by Another hood redneck September 24, 2021
by poopypantspeter123 December 22, 2021
this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!
by local lookout lesbian July 31, 2018
Located in Arvada, Colorado, and A suburb of Denver. Ralston Valley High School is the location of the 2006 AIDS Scare in which nearly all of the sexy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. Some notable homos from the flaming baby blue school are Daniel Tosh, Ellen Degeneres, and Elton John. Ralston Valley (also called Vanilla Valley) Is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. RV is known for their massive ragers where Charlie Sheen caliber lines of coke are delivered by the truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. At these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. Lack of muscle at VV will result in your useless and shriveled testicles to be promptly removed and blended into an AIDS margarita. In short, it sucks there. :)
Jacob: Hey you wanna go to that crazy party at Ralston Valley High School?
Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.
Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.
by Arvada, Colorado December 23, 2011
A school filled with fake people, white people who try to act tough, black people who are chill for the most part but a few of them are dicks, Latinos who are ok but some can’t speak English, and chill Asians. Everyone there is a nic addict and if u have a juul everyone will ask for it. If u don’t have a six pack ur a bitch. 96% of the school is fake and 2018’s freshman are fucking pricks. Go to a different school if u can. Even solanco or manheim central.
by CV is trash January 20, 2019
A New York school surrounded by cow shit... literally. Freshmen class is crazy+overly horny. Sophomores are cocky and act like kings and queens. Juniors are just plain rude or the nicest people . Seniors are just trying to make it out of school. Tax money, it goes toward a pool. Now the pool isn’t better it’s the same so what was the point. The teachers, they aren’t there half the time and they seem to have a obsession with hiring perverts and now as of 2019 a sex offender. Drugs, vaping is forever stained in the bath room, weed fill the library, acid lines the halls, and alcohol fill the useless pool. Students, a good amount honestly are just fake and want to act like there from the hood when in reality there growing up next to a farm. But hell I still say it’s better then a shot ton of schools but don’t believe the reviews you hear from the adults.
Person 1: I heard that school had the cops come in cause there was another drug deal happening
Person 2: What school
Person 1: Warwick Valley High School
Person 2: What school
Person 1: Warwick Valley High School
by This a damn fucking pseudonym December 5, 2019