The mirror perceived by one's self. Vanity will manifest ironclad in opinions, behaviours, narratives and emotional response when indulged. Allied with, but not as demonised as the apprentice Narcissist, the vain wield a dormant human instinct that allows fringe aspects of humanity excuses to bloom. Love was conceived on the altar of Vanity.
person 1- "if the eyes are the window to the soul, vanity is the contact lens required"
person 2- "you are so shallow and lowbrow sometimes"
person 2- "you are so shallow and lowbrow sometimes"
by 2099 October 31, 2014
Get the Vanity mug.When designers try to cover up America's obesity by making clothes two sizes larger than what's written on the tag.
Also, appealing to girl's obsession with skinniness by making them believe there is such a thing as a size 00.
Also, appealing to girl's obsession with skinniness by making them believe there is such a thing as a size 00.
Girl 1: "I used to be a size 14 but now I wear a size 8, I swear it's because I switched to a 12-pack of diet coke a day instead of the regular stuff and I only let myself splurge on even numbered days.. that is if I remember what day it is."
Girl 2: "Are you sure it's not vanity sizing?"
Girl 1: "No, it's definitely the diet."
-In the 1950's Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which is now equivalent to what we consider a size 4. How's that for vanity sizing.
Girl 2: "Are you sure it's not vanity sizing?"
Girl 1: "No, it's definitely the diet."
-In the 1950's Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which is now equivalent to what we consider a size 4. How's that for vanity sizing.
by icecate November 7, 2011
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Looking up one's own name in a search engine to see what others are saying about your or what others can find out about you. See also: Ego test
From here: "I did a vanity check on Google last night. Just out of curiosity, I wondered whether I was showing up in searches for my own name yet."
From here:
http://www.seopscentre.com/seo/number-1-in-google/
From here:
http://www.seopscentre.com/seo/number-1-in-google/
by JohnPatrick August 24, 2008
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He is clearly a vanity gay. He is like my stainless steel toolbox. It is very shiny but, when you open it up, there is nothing inside.
by Urban Donkey September 1, 2013
Get the vanity gay mug.The check given in 2020 to Americans during the Covid-19 pandemic.
As the infamous Donald J. Trump requested his signature on every check, though being denied by the treasury, he moaned and requested his signature to appear on the memo section of each check, an utterly pointless political move to appear as if HE is the one who had helped the American people, delaying those citizens who were in need of food and supplies by weeks or months.
As the infamous Donald J. Trump requested his signature on every check, though being denied by the treasury, he moaned and requested his signature to appear on the memo section of each check, an utterly pointless political move to appear as if HE is the one who had helped the American people, delaying those citizens who were in need of food and supplies by weeks or months.
PERSON#1: Dude, have you brought any food this week?
PERSON#2: No, i haven't ate for days, im still waiting for the Trumps vanity check to come.
PERSON#2: No, i haven't ate for days, im still waiting for the Trumps vanity check to come.
by DeviantKiller April 21, 2020
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Beautiful, innocent and kind.
Beautiful, innocent and kind.
by Captain 🦅 December 1, 2021
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