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n. The feeling of self hatred for owning and driving a minivan. Normally expressed through vulgar hand gestures and general animosity. See also, Short Man Syndrome
The guy had vanger issues. He was flipping everyone off, but we all understand. No one wants a minivan.
by Prodigy311 May 3, 2011
Get the Vanger mug.A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.
Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.
by Avinexis July 25, 2012
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Derived from Vampire-Banger
someone who is obsessed with fucking vampires or just vampires in general.
Derived from Vampire-Banger
someone who is obsessed with fucking vampires or just vampires in general.
by VANGER4LIFE June 19, 2010
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