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Stog Vulture

A carnivorous cigarette fiend who circles around and raids dirty ashtrays; smoking every reminent cigarette down to the bare filter. They hover by outdoor ashtrays hoping someone leaves a morsel of a stog for their smoking pleasure. This person has no fear of herpes or any lip born disease. They will vulture any cigarette regardless of brand, type, or cleanliness.
Dirty Barry waited anxiously on top of the building for his moment. Poor Nancy became his prey. Nancy put out her cigarette at the waste recepticle where Barry was lurking. Barry then swooped in, attacked the used Kool Light, smoking it to the bone. Nancy looked at Barry in disgust and said "You Dirty Stog Vulture". Nancy did have the last laugh as she forget to apply her Valtrex(1) that day.

footnote (1) Valtrex Prevents Spreading Herpes/Warts
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 11, 2005
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Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.
He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.
by ikehi11 August 1, 2020
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Sword Vulture

Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.
Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?
by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021
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touchdown vulture

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.
Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score
by JBones751 November 30, 2009
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vultureness

a woman that takes a man's assets from work during and after a divorce.
Heather Mills McCartney was a vultureness during her prolonged divorce from Paul McCartney.
by Boriquawon April 29, 2009
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Word vulture

When playing scrabble against an opponent, whether it be in person or over phone app, your opponent continuously builds off of only the words you put stealing all of the double letter, triple letter, double word, and triple word scores.
Man, Johnny is being such a word vulture, I set him up just so he can spike it down.

If Johnny wasn't such a word vulture, I would be murdering him in scrabble.
by Mondo20 February 21, 2011
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Vulture capitalist

Someone who is trying to buy a company when the company has gone bust, or is expected to (called a vulture because the company is dead or dying).
The vulture capitalists had been circling the company for some time, waiting for it to call in the administrators.
by cleverclog November 13, 2009
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