totes vom

when you are going to vomit so badly, you use the least amount of words as possible.

ugh lady gaga is going to make me totes vom

by billphil14 August 16, 2009

vom bomb

The highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting.

"I almost dropped a vom bomb the first time I ever smelled a woman's fart."

by Colonel Turdburglar July 22, 2005

Vom-Hour

The specified hour of the working day designated to verbally offending your office/workplace.

Not to be used for bullying and/or attacking a boss or colleague.

Origins can be found in the book 'Suck my Naked Mole-Rat' by Laura George.

The author of the book is generally credited with the word's creation

Lucy: Hey it's 11am, you know what time it is...

Tim: Yeah, it's Vom-Hour !!!

Luke: I Saw this bird shat in the street last night, i think it must have been eating grapes or something ?!?!?

Lucy: Why grapes?

Luke: Because it tasted like grapes.

Lucy: Ewwww, It's definatly Vom-Hour !!!

by Pangus-dangus April 22, 2009

vom-worthy

something worth vomiting over

Marty: Dude did you see the rolls on that fat chick Jimmy got with last night?
Mike: Yeah bro' and her cottage cheese ass was vom-worthy.

by ivysmells March 02, 2010

vom-com

A gross-out comedy film, often involving vomit, bowel blow-outs and strange sexual scenarios.

Example vom-coms: American Pie, Road Trip, Freddy Got Fingered, etc...

by aX8R9WPY June 25, 2011

Vom monster

This is what you become after a day, morning, or night of non stop puking! Not always related to drinking but the most common cases are.

After a combination of wine, beer, and fireball last night I turned into a Vom monster all night and into this morning.

by TNT1980 August 26, 2016

Vom-a-lom

When someone tells a joke thats funny yet gross and makes you gag a little bit when its said!

hahahahaaha *gag* thats a vom-a-lom!

by love and rent December 17, 2010