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Vesslan

A cs player who is hated by Heaton for trying to get a bigger pay packet from winning CPL with NiP.
Vesslan also got raped byt BDS from www.schroet.com
WTF are you doing trying to vesslan up our lottery syndicate!
by Leannain December 20, 2004
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vessell

Anyone with the name has a super chode
by jweeze January 14, 2010
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Vesseling

When you're a physcho chic and want his babies but he's brought protection and has worn it. So after he's removed the condom, you take it from the bin, turn it inside out and put it inside you, hoping to become pregnant and have his babies, trapping him forever. Getting a free council house and child benefits in the process.

Usually an act performed by council house anti social vermin (CHAVs) and receptionists trying to trap their bosses or blackmailing them regarding an affair.
I couldn't be bothered to get a job and wait for a house and everything else, so I slept with this guy and vesseled him.

I'm going vesseling tonight, I can't be bothered with working anymore and saving up for a deposit.

I vesseled my boss as he wouldn't leave his wife for me.
by J-Stash 23 July 9, 2018
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veselka

The kindest, most intelligent and humblest being ever. Also an creative soul, creativity flows in their veins.
-Oh look! It’s Veselka again.
+I wish I could be her friend.
by Ss_nina November 22, 2021
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veysel

Veysel, hmmm traditional turkish and kurdish name. Veysel is a name to symbolize Honesty, loyalty, and kindness and care for the people around him.
Dahs ma guy veysel
by S.veyz April 19, 2019
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Recreational Vesseltopia

The Natural and Logical solution to the Ban on "Floatopia"

Attaching red plastic spoons to the sides of a float to make it designed to be propelled by oars A Vessel = New and improved "Vesseltopia"

FROM: City Attorney
SUBJECT: Item 151 for July 26, 2010 City Council Agenda: Corrected Emergency
Ordinance (0-2011-7-a)

(h) Notwithstanding any other provision of section 56.54 and its appendices,
and except as provided in section 56.54(g), it is unlawful for any bather to
consume any alcoholic beverage within one marine league of any beach.

However. subsection (h) shall not be construed to regulate the
consumption of alcoholic beverages on any vessel.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651.1

As used in this chapter, unless the context clearly requiresa different meaning, "bather" or "bathing" means a person floating,swimming, wading, or bodysurfing, with or without the use of aflotation device, including, but not limited to, floating upon orwith the aid of a surfboard, pcupsaddle board, surfmat, innertube, life preserver, or air mattress,

except a flotation device which is designed to be propelled by sail, mechanical means, power, oars, or paddle.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651

(t) "Recreational vessel" means a vessel that is being used only for pleasure.
Dude the Cops look really pissed now that everyone turned their floats into "Recreational Vessels" with the plastic spoons for oars

Hay Now not everyone, Guy over there has an Umbrella for a sail

I feel so much better in a Vessel than I ever did Wading

I hear the city council is trying to come up with a patch for the Vessel Loop-Hole

What did you expect for them to patch the Pot-Holes "LAUGHTER"

Dude hand me another Beer

soon as I finish pissin :-O

RIP Floatopia

You can't Stop Stupid - Long Live "Recreational Vesseltopia" - CHEERS
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Crane Vessels

Crane vessels are a type of ship that takes items from the ocean and removes them. Although originally being founded by the great historian Sir dan IV it was later settled in a court that they were founded by Vessels Qantas herself.
Did you see the crane vessels flowing around in the Patrik sea? Yeah, it was contributing to the finding of the recipe of the great Srdjan Rolls
by Vessels Udovinski August 25, 2020
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