What a female virgin ends up with after having sex for the first time with a man that wears a size 16 shoe.
"Hey man you remember Betty from school?" "Yeah, why?" "Well we hooked up last night after the party" "You did? Isn't she a virgin?" " She was, but not anymore. She was so tight I bet I gave her a vaganus" "Lol...I bet you did too being that you wear a size 16 shoe. You know what they say about guys with big feet....." " Yeah, for real lol"
by SWACNC January 13, 2019
by David30068999 February 05, 2018
by FairyGoneRogue January 01, 2017
A self lubricating asshole. Cause from being fucked over at work over and over again. It becomes so normal, that when you set foot into your work place you ass starts getting wet.
by Mikeyb1stl February 13, 2022
When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.
Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.
by David Cuntsuki July 06, 2023