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Updog

The set up to a joke; when one asks what it is, it sounds like, "What's Up Dog" to which you reply, "Not Much, You?" Or something like that. The joke became wildly popular due to it's use in a 2006 episode of The Office called, "The Secret".
Hey, did you hear about that updog poisoning in New Mexico?

What's Updog?

Not much, you?
by X040KL1M December 17, 2021
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What you always smell every once in a while. Also known for being extremely unfunny.
Jimmy: It smells like updog in here.
Mark: What's updog?
Jimmy: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Mark: Har har har.
by AshtyBoi August 12, 2021
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The Up-Dog (Canus Uppus) is a rare species of canine found in the southern regions of Africa, typically nocturnal and thriving in the colder seasons. The discovery of the species is credited to Yo Momma.
Person 1: Have you heard of Updog?
Person 2: No? What’s Updog?
Person 1: Nothing Dawg what’s up with y-
Person 2: *SLAPS*
by ChorizoParlour January 5, 2025
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Somebodies status or ranking.
My boy Joey is way more updog status then Jayden.
by Samygzz February 5, 2023
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A word that randomly appears in a sentence so that the victim asks what it is. A play on words that refers to saying "what's up dog?".
Pee: Have you heard of the new updog?
Obama: what's updog?
Pee: not much, you?
Obama: ̴̡̨̛̜͎̘͍̪̭̖̳̠͈̰͎̐̇̎̈́͂̂̕̚ ̴̼̣̓̑̓̿͒͛̐́̀̚̕͝ ̴͙̞͇̹̱͍̖͒͐̇́͂͂̌̓̃ ̧̩̲͔̦̭̝̲͚̫̞̫̺̀̈ ̢̢͉̝̰͓̻̖̹̘͈̭̗͌͊̈̆͘͝ͅ ̢̹̝̼͚͚̗̘̰͕̮̖̭̲̲̈͛̆ ̶̨͚̳̖̦̺̻̲̳̼̈́̌̀͋͘ ̹͚̺̦̠̈́̐̍͑̎̈͊́̑̂͑̄͂̎͠ ̶̞̝͕͚͈͈̮̥̗͍̿͜ͅ ̼̌͗̋͋̊̈́͒̏̕͠ ̵̢̞͈̱̱͚͎͕͚̰̖͕̥̭̯͐̓̐̀̃͆́ ̛̩͇̟̼̞͚̭͙͔̜̞͎̐̆̄͋̾̇͆̓̕͝ ̨̖̹̖͙̣̮͇͕̭̎̔̃͒́̄̉̏̐̊̚͝͝ ̶̫̱̤̑̉̔̐͘ͅ ̶͈̔̉̎͐͘͘͠͝ ̶̢̧̡̲̱̰̦͇̹̬͙̗́͘͜ ̗̍̈́̇̿ ̶̡̧̜̫̪̺͉͎̤̟̗̿͂̔́̆̔͑̇͜ͅ
by secksman2 March 13, 2021
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Updog is a joke like Ligma or Bofa in which one person would ask for updog or ask if they know what updog is and the receiver will reply with ("What's updog?") and will be utterly disappointed when they fell for that obvious joke.
Guy: I came on this website to find out what Updog is and it won't even tell me...
by BiggieOunce February 15, 2019
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It's a metacombolical systematic package pseudo-engineering phostProject. Which is nothing much. Sup wit you?
Person 1: How did you get your PC to go so fast?
Person 2: Oh, I enabled Updog.
Person 1: what's updog?
Person 2: nothing, really.
by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024
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