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dumb useless bitch

Your roommate's girlfriend who walks around your apartment in her underwear, using all your things and never saying hi. Has a face that looks like a camel that sucked on a sack of lemons. See mousy bitch, florida ditch pig.
ROOMMATE: "...or are you being dumb and useless again?"

YOU: "Dumb and useless? Are you sure you're not talking about that rude BITCH you call your girlfriend? She is the ultimate dumb useless bitch I've ever met"
by MahnaMadonna October 21, 2008
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Useless Person

Someone that doesn’t do anything when there is something happening.
Naruto
Sasuke and Naruto: TAKE THAT BAD GUYS WAIT NO OWWWW OH I FAINTED FROM PAIN AND STUFF
Sakura in the distance: Nnoooooo Sasuke! She says while just STANDING THERE
As you see Sakura is being a USELESS PERSON while her friends are fighting some big bad guy
by AnimeLover1111 November 29, 2020
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useless bottom

a bottom (someone who is more submissive in a relationship; not always sexual) who is extremely submissive and will basically do whatever you want.
jess: huh, i wonder if veronica is a top or not.
victoria: are you kidding me! she is definitely a useless bottom, she’s so submissive!
by useless bottom August 15, 2019
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Useless player

S|mplex is a useless player because he gets carried
by Blaze6 October 18, 2020
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Useless Gay

An LGBTQ+ person who flirts jokingly with someone they're actually interested in, but thinks the other person is just being friendly when they flirt back meanwhile getting very flustered and then not knowing how to make an actual move when they definitely reciprocate.
Friend: Wow, you should ask for their number!
Me, blushing: No! What? I can't... I'm such a useless gay.
Friend: They were totally flirting back, now's perfect!
by SilverCellVioletSky December 3, 2020
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The Useless Web

An epic collection of useless websites ; a great way to waste your time.
I went on the Useless Web yesterday and it was complete chaos.
by A complete idiot. April 20, 2021
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Useless

The end result of going through the American educational system.
Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005
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