Umer Naqeeb

A guy so impossibly fat that black holes are only a gram away from forming, he is addicted to eating slime as shown on his youtube channel and is always trying to off the clevertouch(I wonder why) Umer has no money left as he realizes he is so dumb that he knows he won't get into college, so he spent all his money on PUBG UC

Umer Naqeeb is fat

by TWS IS AWESOME May 26, 2019

Umer

An arrogant person with a desire to make money and be with girls despite looking like a monkey

Umer gets all the girls

by YourDadHaHa February 2, 2018

ASS-UMER

A person that assumes anything they think is true even though it’s not. Mostly a person who always says that another person lies about everything even though they are god damn honest. The assumer can be a nuisance and makes an ASS not only out of themselves but all the people around them.

Jerry: Hey mike, you pissed in the tub!

Mike: No Jerry that was the dog you ASS-UMER!

Jerry: why did you space out assumer?

Mike: ASS-UMER means that you make an ass always assuming things that are not true.

by The guy with the orange July 11, 2018

upmerge

A nautical term, meaning to rise above the surface of the water. The opposite of submerge.

From the deepest, most profound depths of the ocean, the sleek and deadly submarine blew its ballast and began to upmerge.

by superkev January 11, 2009

ulerchker

a funny type of very tall lanky people found mostly in the very egotistical parts of kentucky and Mississppi..a rare breed of mother and sister

Look at that ulerchker! Neither of her mothers were very pretty! DAMMMNNNN

by Janitlamason April 11, 2003

Uler

A ruler that is above all rulers it can measure infinity.

Also a part of the London Brigde

I used an Uler to quantify infinity

by Toaster@meBRO May 15, 2019

The Ulery

A very difficult and tricky manuvuer that takes years of practice. Eating while doing a girl, or guy doggy style (preferably a Monster Burger from Hardees)while using his or her back as a table to set your food on.

"The Ulery is a terrific but tricky techinique to use if you only have fifteen minutes for lunch."

by Mental Mutiny October 26, 2007