The Ultimate Orgy

A cartoon on Newgrounds - one which parodies The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny). It is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. I advise you don't watch it, though if you do, you'll bust your ass laughing. Consider yourself warned.

Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.

Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...

... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...

... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...

... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...

by Amerikaner October 15, 2006

Ultimate

As in ultimate frisbee- the game that is the sport that is rock.

Wanna go play ultimate?

Yes, I do want go play ultimate, for it is the sport that is rock.

by Andrej February 28, 2004

Ultimate Answer

The answer is forty-two.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything...is 42.

by Muad'dib May 30, 2005

The Ultimate Showdown

Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.

"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."

by Timothy Jones March 25, 2006

Ultimate Stranger

A variation on The Stranger. Involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. You then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you masturbate.

"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."

by kikanjuuneko February 21, 2008

ultimate flavor

Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.

I was so happy that I found my ultimate flavor.

by booblover December 14, 2009

ultimate funny-bone

When a woman has a violent shuddering orgasm and upon climax accidentally, violently, smacks her elbow into the bedpost, floor, wall, bathtub, cardoor, ect.

Tina got an ultimate funny-bone when her boyfriend rammed her against the wall, screaming Shazam!

by bbddrret October 1, 2013