Um

You don’t just look up “um” on U.D. So you probably looked it up for one of these reasons

1: you have no social life and was bored. 2. You were looking up something highly inappropriate and someone walked in 3. You are really weird 4. You are a boomer and thought this was a real dictionary which it is not 5. You are a alien trying to discover the human life form

by Im a human December 4, 2019

Um

A word used by stupid people. You're even stupider if you type this word .

"Um uh um uuum uhh duh I'm a dumbass um um uh ."

A normal : "Hey man darth vader had a white costume right ?"
A stupid bitch : " um...."
A normal : " shut the fuck up bitch ."

by The guy banging your mom December 3, 2013

ume

Totally and utterly cool

I am ume riding on this girl

by mike simpson May 12, 2003

um

A profane word that means "vagina" in Kyrgyzstan.

"You are an um!"

"Um!"

"Where is your um?"

by Flocculus October 23, 2007

Ums

Generic Tums. Often found in bottles of 150, at Walgreens (Wall-Ums), Long's Pharmacy, CVS, etc. Lacking expensive Tums-branded wrapping, they are best carried in a sammich baggie.

What's in that baggy?
Ums. Need one?
Nah, I'm cool.

by CloverTenor February 23, 2009

um friend

A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.

"This is Kate, my, um, friend."

by lysol sammitch May 1, 2005

day-um

the word "Damn" spoken in proper southern dialect

Day-um child, don chou know better than ta gitch yo ass caught by the po-lece?

by grkdaisy February 9, 2003