Umed

To mess up

Brian umed last night

by Daddy XXX December 30, 2017

Um

A word used by stupid people. You're even stupider if you type this word .

"Um uh um uuum uhh duh I'm a dumbass um um uh ."

A normal : "Hey man darth vader had a white costume right ?"
A stupid bitch : " um...."
A normal : " shut the fuck up bitch ."

by The guy banging your mom December 03, 2013

ume

Totally and utterly cool

I am ume riding on this girl

by mike simpson May 13, 2003

um

A profane word that means "vagina" in Kyrgyzstan.

"You are an um!"

"Um!"

"Where is your um?"

by Flocculus October 07, 2007

Ums

Generic Tums. Often found in bottles of 150, at Walgreens (Wall-Ums), Long's Pharmacy, CVS, etc. Lacking expensive Tums-branded wrapping, they are best carried in a sammich baggie.

What's in that baggy?
Ums. Need one?
Nah, I'm cool.

by CloverTenor February 24, 2009

um friend

A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.

"This is Kate, my, um, friend."

by lysol sammitch May 02, 2005

day-um

the word "Damn" spoken in proper southern dialect

Day-um child, don chou know better than ta gitch yo ass caught by the po-lece?

by grkdaisy February 09, 2003