Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

Ugly-Baby-Syndrome

(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.

Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.

Do you see Tanisha's new baby?

"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."

She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.

by mike87111 October 28, 2013

bare ugly

larray

P1: “You’re bare ugly.”
P2: “Did you just call me a bear?”

by cocklover22 March 8, 2020

God don't like ugly

When someone commits an action or says something that demonstrates very low, disloyal, jealous, disrespectful, willfully ignorant, and spiteful behavior done specifically to harm someone as much as they can -- without a real reason -- then in some way --- sooner or later --- God will punish you for your deeds!

"Hey, if I were you, I wouldn't make that video about your boss's wife --- God don't like ugly!"

Wow! What you just said is a total lie!" --- "So what!? Let'em prove it! By that time -- it will be too late, anyway! I win. Game over!" --- "Yeah, maybe so --- but remember... God don't like ugly!"

by English_For_You August 17, 2020

ugly

Result of being hit with an ugly stick.

Your kid didn't just get hit with an ugly stick, he got hit with the whole damn tree!

by Bane August 6, 2003

Medium ugly

When you are too ugly for the fine, but too fine for the ugly, you are medium ugly.

Nobody that I like, likes me ... guess I'm going to have to settle for one of the Night of the Living Dead loyal Uglies, since I'm just medium ugly.

by Oldhollywood99 April 7, 2021

uglyhoe

word to describe a bitch you don’t like.

“u gon get out my face u uglyhoe.”

by da’ babyy . December 8, 2019