An ex-lover that you get back with but you know they'll break your heart over and over again..their quality is breaking you..
by Lovetester September 17, 2016
by Keyvaughn August 14, 2010
A man who has been told his whole life how special he is and wow is he special. He's the most typical modern man with the most typical life but he walks around like his poo doesn't stink. If he had any guy friends he would realize he's the same as every other typical man. Instead he wallows in self pity and uses his every day typical life problems to treat everyone around him like shit.
I'm not a typical man, I have feelings.
You think you know who you're messing with but I'm not a typical man.
I would ask him why he's having so many bad days but he would lie because he wants everyone to think he's not a typical man.
You think you know who you're messing with but I'm not a typical man.
I would ask him why he's having so many bad days but he would lie because he wants everyone to think he's not a typical man.
by giving himhell August 24, 2019
A person who is unable to enjoy themselves because they are too busy worrying about every possible consequence. Also, Typical Tims enjoy making up excuses for why they are not around to hang out.
Situation 1:
"Hey bro wanna hang?"
"Nah sorry I have to go to the mall today since my relatives are in town. Plus, I've got a doctor's appointment. It's a real shame cuz I totally wanted to hang out today."
"Yeah okay Typical Tim"
Situation 2:
"EVERYONE HIDE THE COPS JUST SHOWED UP! oh wait thats just the TV's reflection on the window..."
"God damn it stop being such a Typical Tim"
"Hey bro wanna hang?"
"Nah sorry I have to go to the mall today since my relatives are in town. Plus, I've got a doctor's appointment. It's a real shame cuz I totally wanted to hang out today."
"Yeah okay Typical Tim"
Situation 2:
"EVERYONE HIDE THE COPS JUST SHOWED UP! oh wait thats just the TV's reflection on the window..."
"God damn it stop being such a Typical Tim"
by ohyesverynice March 28, 2014
some one who sits at home on a saturday night. they do nuthing but go on facebook, myspace, or any other social network.
GUY1: hey dude whats up wana hang
Guy2:nah im guna spend my saturday on fb
Guy1:dude your suck a typical lame
Guy2:nah im guna spend my saturday on fb
Guy1:dude your suck a typical lame
by Vfadelity February 27, 2011
The typical cheerleader is a girl or guy that acts and portrays a character in a movie that is a cheerleader. Like the bitchy one, the slutty one, or the nice ones. There are different category's for every cheerleader is different. Head ctypical cheerleader might be every category smashed into one. But a typical cheerleader unless she\he is the nice one... I wouldn't become friends with them. Because whatever a typical cheerleader does to her friends she can do to you. Espically the slutty kind.
ex: a slutty cheerleader/thot; can talk to numerous people. Even their long time friends ex. And the number one excuse will be... Well they aren't together anymore , free game, something in those words.
° ex: low key bully cheerleader; these are easy but hard to spot. They make everyday decisions when it comes too be kind. Helping the persons books off the floor they just dropped or letting the special ed kid cut. But don't be fooled. You could have no friends and try to be friends with them BC they seem nice but if your not as cool as them then they can lead you on to thinking you guys are friends, or be rude and you become the victim..
This is a typical cheerleader
° ex: low key bully cheerleader; these are easy but hard to spot. They make everyday decisions when it comes too be kind. Helping the persons books off the floor they just dropped or letting the special ed kid cut. But don't be fooled. You could have no friends and try to be friends with them BC they seem nice but if your not as cool as them then they can lead you on to thinking you guys are friends, or be rude and you become the victim..
This is a typical cheerleader
by world.decipher July 28, 2015
by Dconn January 03, 2011