Twiddletwat

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.

"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"

by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004

Nipple twiddler

Someone who likes to twiddle nipple or has small nipples. It is one of the best insults for a small person because they have small nipples

"Hey I was watching spongebob!"
"We'll damn you're such a nipple twiddler!"

by Shenis honeys January 9, 2013

twiddlefinger

while fingering a girl with your finger fully inserted the act of moving your inserted fingertips rapidly in her vagina. guaranteed to make her cum every time

She came twice before i came once because of my effective use of the twiddlefinger

by so!id December 20, 2008

turddler

A toddler who is acting like a turd.
One who acts like a turd and also acts like a toddler.

Addison is such a turddler! She is putting her dinner in her diaper!

by jday73 August 26, 2014

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

twiddle the pot

An electrical engineering term that no one really understands.

Watch the output voltage as you ever so gently twiddle the pot.

by electricalengineerman September 6, 2017

twiddlebum

someone who rubs there naked buttocks on another persons naked buttocks.

I am going to twiddlebum you so hard tonight!

by Duracell&Babydoll March 1, 2018