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tweeter crush

1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.

2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.

3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.
She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.

I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!
by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010
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tweeter stick

-"Man I have a huge tweeter stick!",said chace
by CHACE MCBRIDE May 24, 2008
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Tweeter Molyneux

1:/ A person who uses social networks to inflate their perceived knowledge to a far greater state than their actual accomplishments.

1a:/ A person who tweets with such volume about a single topic that no one can discern information from hype.
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Really asshat? Who are you, Tweeter Molyneux?
by tehlurker May 21, 2011
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anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).
My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
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Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)

OTD is a condition in which people have several thoughts, feelings, ideas, or sensations (obsessions) kind of like those with OCD, and feel the need to tweet them. Persons with OTD religiously scroll down their twitter feed "favorite-ing"almost everything they see. They also tend to re-tweet and reply to almost everything on their feed, regardless of how much it relates to them. These people celebrate things such as their thousandth tweet or hundredth follower, and feel that those numbers equate to how great of a virtual presence they are on the 'internets'. These persons will use hash tags in their real-life conversations, log on/off Twitter several times throughout the day, and tweet about things that seem arbitrary and totally pointless to followers, but in their eyes significant and necessary.

Warning: When you follow a person with OTD their tweets make up 99.9% of your feed.

Note: You can still be awesome if you have OTD. It is not fatal. Your awesomeness shall live on.
"She's been on twitter for only five days and she's tweeted 6,777 times. I think she has Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

"Oh my god we should totally do that! Hashtag YOLO hahahahahaha!...Oh my god, that's the seventh time I did that today I think I have Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."
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Tweeter

A tweeter is another name for your snatch or pussy.
Come and get this fishy smelling tweeter ya lil bitch.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Tweeter

A Tweeter is another word for a tweaker,crackhead,methhead
Oh look over there by the trash can its a tweeter
by Blues clues used to be good January 14, 2023
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