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Tweeting

Dressing up like a bird and then urinating on someone in an erotic fashion
John: "Hey Rob what are you doing?"

Rob: "I'm tweeting with my girlfriend"

John: "Wow, I didn't know you guys where into hardcore action"
by BigDA April 27, 2009
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Tweeding

We be Tweeding!
We are Tweeding tonight!
by D.E.L.L.Y. August 14, 2011
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Tweeting for Attention

It's like pleading for attention, but doing so on Twitter.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Girl 1's tweet? What happened?

Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.
by JPhilleh September 24, 2011
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Tweeting

Tweeting (Verb) 1) The act of repeating things and being stupid 2) The act of repeating things and being stupid 3) The act of repeating things and being stupid 4) The act of being so stupid you don't realize you're repeating things
LOLfreak: LOL

WTFman: WTF

LOLfreak: LOL

Prandom: Idiotic Tweeting people...
by Kitten's Demon May 28, 2009
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Tweeping

Tweeping is when an adult male or female aged 25 years or older likes to hang out with tweens or teens of the opposite sex, for long periods of time, and usually late at night. This is especially creepy, since most adults at that age like to hang out and party with actual adults. Another sense of the word would be tweeper, or tweeps.
EX1: Hey Jordan, wanna go to Michael's house tonight?

No, I think I'm tweeping at Denny's instead.

But their food sucks!

Dude, I wanna hang out with my tweeps!

EX2: Jordan, Ashley is too young for you, you're a total tweeper, and hangin out with those tweeps is a little strange, don't ya think?

Whatever dude, I'm not a tweeper, and those tweeps are as legit as they come. Screw you!
by jlc500k May 5, 2010
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tweeting like a budgie

Someone on twitter who is constantly leaving messages (tweeting) resembling the way a budgie constantly literally tweets.
first tweet: im so bored
second tweet(one second later): someone say something
third tweet(one second later): come on
fourth tweet(one second later): omg

other persons tweet: your tweeting like a budgie
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Shit-Tweeting

The act of shitting on purpose to go on social media within the private confines of a public restroom stall or bathroom, typically done to prevent being humiliated when taking snapchat selfies and using tinder in public. May also be done to improve concentration to tweet fire.
"Hey, where'd Brandon go? I swear he was just here at the party."
-"Oh, hes probably shit-tweeting in the bathroom, saw him on snapchat earlier taking faggoty ass selfies"
"Yeah, what a bitch"
by Gucci_mang October 8, 2015
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