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aqua turding

The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.
-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*

-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
by CactusHeart November 15, 2010
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turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.
Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life
by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008
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turningbird

a person who get pissed/mad to easily for the stupidest reasons.

also can be known for people who are sensitive.
You: sup

Them: hey

You: your shirt looks really ugly today

them: shut up, your a gay fag. don't be judging me like that you scrub.

you: wow you turningbird.
by JacknStack November 24, 2009
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Turning a blind eye

To knowingly refuse to acknowledge something which you know to be real.
Christina is turning a blind eye to her brother as she knew he secretly stole money from their parents.
by melonalemon July 3, 2011
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Turning the handle

When you turn the shower handle to hot or cold even a millimeter it will be either freezing or scolding hot
Jack: *taking a shower* Ahh!
Nathan: What’s he screaming about
Jim: he is probably turning the handle
by Evantaker January 7, 2020
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Tubbing

When you grab a tub of ice cream or a shit ton of food and you just tub that shit. Like absolutely demolish it, the whole tub.
“Yo bro what happened to you?”
“Nuffing I just eating” (obese voice)
Get a life and quit tubbing you fuckin oinker”
by Gferda October 5, 2023
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Me-tubing

When you you tube yourself you are me tubing!
Lydia, you've been sitting on your laptop all night! Are you me-tubing again!?
by boywithnonose August 17, 2009
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