Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday

1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!

by Mort459 June 16, 2012

No Drill Tuesday

Tuesdays... A day where you can't listen to drill music. Take a break, relax, you need a break from that gang gang.

HEY MAN! IT'S NO DRILL TUESDAY! YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO DRILL TODAY!!

by Jaden Banks May 11, 2021

Tuesdaism

A genre of art that took/takes place just post NYC hardcore created by graffitti artist and painter Ruby (R.)Tuesday. Tuesdaism is also recognised as a religion in north america and most European countries.

There are many "isms" in art, like Surrealism, Impressionism, Realism and Tuesdaism.

by R. Tuesday February 20, 2008

Tuesday Nooner

Extra lovin' of the lady parts between brunch and dinner.

Danielle wasn't ready to admit how much she enjoyed the good old Tuesday Nooner.

by Mullet lovin' 6969 February 12, 2021

Tuesday Nooner

The act of tongue punching your lady's pink taco, at lunchtime.

No Taco Tuesday is complete without a Tuesday Nooner.

by Rumpelstiltskin's taint February 10, 2021

token tuesday

1. every tuesday you and friends pitch in for a sack and smoke it all in one sitting
2. a jolly good time

Token Tuesday's at *Cindy's* are always a knee slappin good time.

by lovinlawrence April 8, 2009

Salty Tuesday

Salty Tuesday is a sex position where (usually on a Tuesday) the male is buried completely in the sand on a beach and the female performs oral sex as the tide is rushing in. Ocean water is salty hence why this is called a "Salty Tuesday".

If you like blowjobs and margaritas then you will love a Salty Tuesday!

by Talk Real April 17, 2015