Craig Tucker

A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.

Craig Tucker is awesome.

by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

Quirky Turkey

A Quirky Turkey is one who is prone to do things that are thought of as "unusual." The Quirky Turkey believes that behaving in this manner is actually way more awesome than behaving normally.

Jane let out a huge fart in the middle of class. "That was me!" She shouted proudly. Next to her, Johnny rolled his eyes and said, "That Jane sure is a Quirky Turkey!"

by cryss21 May 25, 2011

Eric Tucker

An attractive radio host with an extremely quirky personality and a Canadian accent.

I saw Eric Tucker at Starbucks this morning.

by Angelmusic July 8, 2011

Turkey Trapped

When you attempt to turkey slap a girl, and your scrotum gets caught on a bobby pin in her hair causing a painful pinching sensation on the scrotum.

I was mucking around with my girlfriend last night and i got turkey trapped!

by Bond-Duck September 22, 2010

turkey fart

Usually after a big turkey meal; aka Thanksgiving, it's the rotten stench created in your rectum and peaked with its pressure release. These special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish shit smell.

Man, that dinner was awesome, but grandma is killing me with her turkey farts...

by Logan Cyrus December 21, 2008

Tucker Max Fail

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.

Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!

by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009

turkey drop

This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.

I hope Bob and I make it past the turkey drop.

by JK October 3, 2004