Ontario Plow Truck

When the dick is in one hole an the balls are stuffed in the other hole simultaneously

Becky let me give her the ole Ontario plow truck

by Keepontruckin4 July 10, 2016

gut truck

A truck that provides food services to workplaces or other gathering places. The food is typically vending machine fare such as cans of soda and bottles of tea, as well as bags of snack foods or jerky. Often a warming oven keeps a number of premade hamburgers, hot dogs, and/or pizza slices ready for consumption.

The quality of the food is typically low, and prices high compared to other purchase options.

On our afternoon break we went out to the gut truck and got a bottle of coke and a nasty reheated burger.

by Joe From Kentucky February 23, 2011

fell off the back of a truck

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.

Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck

by oz November 7, 2003

Trace-Buster

To bust someone's trace.

To cock-block.

Can be modified with itself to bust someone's trace-buster. See example.

I kept trying to dance with her, but her friends kept trace-busting me.

Jiri Nishi used a trace-buster-buster-buster to bust Gump's trace-buster-buster.

by momosexxxual October 13, 2009

puberty hit me like a truck

When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot

Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck

by persuasionbypoop July 7, 2017

Beefy Triceritops

the sexual act of inserting not only ones penis, but also both of one's testicles into a vagina
thus the beefy
and the three makes the triceratops

I went totally Beefy Triceritops on that Ho!

by Beef Master 69 69 April 17, 2011

no trace fap

when your at a friends, a relatives, or even your girlfriends and they have to leave the house for some reason and your all alone and you rub one out and when they get back they dont know (sometimes they have a suspicion and look for clues) because u dont leave a stain, tissue and not even the internet history or even a boner when they meet you unexpectly

grannys tried to catch me slippin with her fast hd laptop and her nice guest bedroom with a kleenex box conviently placed on the nightstand but little does she know ima no trace fapper

by the dead truth January 13, 2013