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Battery Treadmill

When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.
Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?

It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.
by Leminader June 5, 2015
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treadwell

A Treadwell is either a male or female. If its a male, a Treadwell has a humongous penis and is a very good friend in bed. If its a female, a Treadwell has the cutest ass and nicest set of titties and is the best sex you will ever have. Treadwells are very athletic and are geniuses. Treadwells are very popular and if they don't get caught up with drugs, they are very successful. If you ever meet a Treadwell, treat them with respect because they are not scared to stand there ground and are very good at it. If you date a Treadwell, never let them go because they will do wonders for you and will be there for you always.
Damn your lucky, your with a treadwell
by blueeyedbandit December 9, 2013
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treadmill

when you are having sex in the same manner for extended periods of time
i was treadmillin' dat hoe all night
by allthemhatersbejockinme February 7, 2008
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Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.
The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband
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treadmilling

Since it is pitch black outside joey is going treadmilling
by SHMEAL ickbaharack March 29, 2009
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Treadmilling

Seeing the guinea pigs treadmilling in the pet store, Gilbert Banger realized that the one night stands he was already getting tired of, amounted to treadmilling, so he stopped whoremongering and began to search for a woman who he would like to marry.
by but for September 24, 2017
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Treadmilling

When a man stands with his legs apart on a treadmill while jacking off. Meanwhile his partner lays at the end of the treadmill belt and catches the drops with there mouth.
We were treadmilling all night
by Wiffleballwaffle July 21, 2021
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