Tairism

Based on the man himself - Voltaire Desacada. A 'Tairism':

1. Is when a conversation is in progress, you dont know whats going on and tend to open ones mouth and say something that makes no sense and bares no relevance to the topic.

2. Also applies when the oppisite outcome of an intended situation occurs.

1. Senrok: i don't like cats, they come over for a rub then go
Taire: yeah..... its like women.......in clubs
Senrok: oh dear, there's another Tairism. GuAd. OmFg. LoL.

2. Taire: yeah i'm definately coming out tonight
Paul Moon: haven't you got work?
Taire: I'm gona tell my boss that I want to quit
**Taire enters place of work and returns**
Taire: yeah guys I can't come out and I've got overtime for tomorrow

by Maloon May 17, 2006

boyfriend in training

The period in which a female will have a male she maybe interested in eventually will follow her around, and if she so chooses fool around with him.*But its okay cause they are "almost" dating* During this time the female will change him and mold him into whatever she wants in a guy. Then maybe if the guy doesn't fuck up too much she'll date him for real.

Me: Wow, are Joe and Lauren dating?
Mary: Not yet, he is still in training.
Griffin: *Whip sound*
Mary and Me: GRIFFIN!!!

by Ange de Agonie December 22, 2003

Stripper in Training

Hooter Girl
A female that works at Hooters.

She works at Thee Dollhouse?
Yeah, she was a Stripper in training for over a year.
Oh, thats right, she used to work at Hooters.

by MJ December 23, 2004

prostitute in training

A female below the age of 18 who walks around public places in cloths that are too revealing for her current age. also known as, Jailbait.

Man 1: "Look at that chick man she's hot."

Man 2: "nah man that's gross, shes only 16. she must be a prostitute in training."

Man 1: "yeah your right, I can't belive her parents would let her do something like that to herself."

by Spiderdude30 December 16, 2011

training wheels

Little wheels that are installed in the back of bicycles, to the left and right, for kids who want to ride a bicycle but can't balance yet. With these wheels, they can ride without falling down. Eventually, they'll get rid of the training wheels when they get older, and they'll need to do that if they want to go faster and turn better.

Little Timmy is too young and keeps falling down with his bicycle, so we put training wheels on it.

by Captain Sham September 6, 2005

monkey trailing

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.

I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.

by BXplicit December 9, 2008

H.I.T(Hoe In Training)

Defined but not limited to a young high school girl in between the age of 16 and 18, wears little or no clothes for attention, and makes friends with benefits.

Miley Cirrus The Olsen Twins Your 17 year old little sister booty shorts leggings party dresses H.I.T(Hoe In Training)

by JR_Crooks July 28, 2011