african traffic jam

When a lion tries to eat two dic dics and chokes.

I was traveling through the African bush and I saw a deadly African traffic jam

by Lucelliot prydoff January 8, 2018

Polish Traffic Jam

Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle

Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.

by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021

Cape May traffic jam

Five vehicles waiting at a red light.

I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.

by KGBJMC May 22, 2019

Trafficgasm

When you are stuck in traffic with a girl and things get a little bit frisky. You are very skilled with your hands and slide your non driving hand into her panties and stimulate her to the point of reaching orgasm.

Man, that car crash stopped the highway for hours, I gave my girl a trafficgasm!

by bayboycertifiedplayboi December 18, 2022

Traffic Jam

The act of fingering or finger jamming a girl while she is driving.

My girlfriend agreed to drive me to work, but only if I gave her a traffic jam on the way there.

by Kyle156 April 28, 2008

Turkish Traffic Jam

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)

When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.

by edward houssein June 27, 2008

Trafficacious

Combination of traffic and catastrophic.

It's a bad moment or too much confusion or too much
stimuli.

Pronounce: Traffic-cocious

The highway travel was trafficacious!

It's a trafficacious moment for a sudden death.

by Raven Bishop July 8, 2009