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Trace McSorely

6 time pro bowler. 4 time super bowl champion. The goat of all goats. He throws it on a dime. He’s wearin number 9. The only man never to be sacked, intercepted, or injured cause he’s built different.
Damnnnn, Trace McSorely just threw a dime.

Did you see Trace McSorely start over Lamar?
How is Trace McSorely such a goat?
Trace McSorely by Spudmaster14 October 27, 2020
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Trace the Vein 

A mini game often played by elite World of Warcraft players, usually played between wipes and when assembling groups.
Shouthammer immediately knew he would lose to Rizzuto in a game of Trace the Vein when he heard the thud of it hitting the table
Trace the Vein by Verusen April 22, 2021
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Trace Cyrus 

A type of horse that sweats grease, has tattoos designed by a five year old, and wears tight pants that belong to his girlfriend.
"NEIGH"
Person1: did you hear that?
Person2: what?
Person1: oh nothing, it must've been trace cyrus.
Trace Cyrus by neighhneighh June 20, 2009

Trace McSorley 

Despite the fact that he led his high school to 4 straight state championship game appearances
Very few high major recruiters looked at the 6 foot tall 180 pounder and said
Quarterback
Throw it on a dime
Like y'all aint even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number 9
Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy
Flipped to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that blue and white
You know I do it for the glory

Baker won the heisman
Next up Trace McSorley
They call me Trace McSorley
I went out to the bar and I woke up in a sorority
Michigan defense
Softer than that cheesecake
Beaver Stadium, get loud
Home team, 14 straight
And DeAndre going long
Back shoulder to Juwan
It's that Big Ten title season
Try to take me out, too bad
We still got Tommy Stevens
Throw it on a dime
Like y'all aint even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number 9
Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy
Flipped to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that blue and white
You know I do it for the glory

Baker won the heisman
Next up Trace McSorley
Chiefs fan: Patrick Mahomes is the goat
Me: did you forget Trace McSorley?

Trace-elicious 

To be super hot. Godess hot. As in, aproaching in hotness the level set by Tracee.
Wow, although vastly inferior in looks to Tracee, that girl is still somewuat Trace-elicious.
Trace-elicious by Every Guy January 6, 2009

Trace Cyrus 

A horse with a microphone.
That wasn't a horse, it was Trace Cyrus.
Trace Cyrus by xoMadi June 28, 2010

trace elliot 

the BEST bass amplifiers in the universe. unfortunately purchased by gibson for the name only. almost forgotten until recently purchased by peavey music. long live the trace elliot.
my 1000 watt trace elliot rig is the best sounding amp in the whole damn world
trace elliot by trace bassman September 8, 2005