St. Totteringham's Day

St Totteringham's Day is an event that has occurred every single year since the 1995-96 English Premier League season. Essentially, it is the day, usually happening in April or May, where it is mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur (hence the name TOTTEringham) to finish higher in the league table than Arsenal - their North London rivals.

In the 2015-16 season, Arsenal shockingly passed Spurs on the last day of the season to finish 2nd. Thus, their fans celebrated St. Totteringham's Day.

by Gus Fring Dies June 21, 2016

Tottenham

A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.

1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"

"You must be fucking mad."

2 "Tottenham lost again"

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

Tattle

where you try to make something all cool and fun, but it doesn’t work out.

Shelly was being tattle when she tried to make the kids have fun when she said, “I brought you guys some toys”and none of the kids liked playing with toys.
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Lorenzo was being tattle when he said a joke and no one laughed at it.

by NFC May 12, 2020

Tittlets

A hot chick with itty, bitty titties. A flat chested wonder. Girl’s got a chest like a 14 year old boy. Smaller than an A cupper. No bra required.

Your girl Rachel, is she an A cup braaaaaahhh??? No brooohhhh. She’s got them tittlets.

That waitress is so hot. Yea but she got them tittlets.

Are you dating a 14 year old boy or does your girl just got the tittlets? Tittlets!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

tattlecrap

Information someone tells on another, without their prior knowledge, and adding other crap to heighten the tale.

She or He is guilty of tattlecrap!

by Mean Red Spider September 6, 2018

Tattle tale

A kid who runs to an authority figure to get another kid punished.

Lindsay went to her mother with a report on her brothers conduct, never a report on something that was actually broken or something that actually needed to be done, a report to get somebody in trouble for the sake of getting somebody in trouble is what a tattle tale is. Somebody talking about their relationship with another person or who the person is as they know them in an interview isn't the same as a tattle tale.

by Solid Mantis October 24, 2019

tit-totter

While tending a fire and a piece of wood won't sit where you want it.

Mike "why do you keep messing with the fire?". Jeff "This log keeps tit-tottering around and its pissing me off!"

by gumps1340 May 17, 2009