Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

Torch Queen

A Torch Queen is a homosexual characterized by dramatic hand gestures with cigarette in hand, and frequently results in the burning of persons and property. Normally sighted in gay bars.

If you see that Torch Queen Tony is a club be sure to keep your distance or she will be sure to torch you or your clothing.

by INXS August 19, 2013

torpedo body

A plain straight, skinny body with large neck. The hydrodynamic nature of this body makes one above average at swimming.

Wow, look at that plain bitch. What a torpedo body!

by Torpglorp June 18, 2017

toasty-torpedo

1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.

2. A sandwich from Quiznos.

Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.

by neckwig April 3, 2009

Bath Torpedo

To produce a stool in water. To shit while submerged!

"Dude, the local swimming pool had to get totally evacuated after I released a Bath Torpedo from my brown launcher"

by Dedicated to Lesley! January 11, 2014

tennessee tophat

another synonym for the mullet

Look at that guy's Tennessee tophat.

by Mark Thompson June 6, 2003

Toph

A kick-butt character from Avatar: The Last Airbender. She is a ninja in the making.

That girl over there is a Toph yet to be discovered. The Asian kid should be in the Last Airbender 2 as Toph. She seems like she can kick butt like Toph

by Andrea Cruckens April 12, 2011